Say hello to Peanut.Dear Tiger Woods,
You don't owe me an apology. I don't know if you knew this but, you are a GOLF-ER. You hit a little white ball with a titanium stick for a living. Last I checked, that doesn't help cure cancer. Or diabetes.
Some people are upset because you were set up as an "image" and then you went and shattered it. Or your wife did when she 7-ironed your window. Beautiful call wife. Although I would've gone with the Big Bertha driver, and the birdie.
So what, people are upset because Tiger Woods was false advertising? Good thing this is the only commercial that lies. What? It's not?
Oh crap, you mean I won't be able to play golf like him, even if I buy everything Nike? Wait a minute, so... guys who eat Carls Jr. burgers aren't going to actually make it with Paris Hilton? And beer doesn't make me beautiful? And freedom has nothing to do with Coke? Oh the inhumanity of it all.
I'm just wondering, why do we give extra credibility to people who are on t.v.? I don't get it.
Some people are upset because you were set up as an "image" and then you went and shattered it. Or your wife did when she 7-ironed your window. Beautiful call wife. Although I would've gone with the Big Bertha driver, and the birdie.
So what, people are upset because Tiger Woods was false advertising? Good thing this is the only commercial that lies. What? It's not?
Oh crap, you mean I won't be able to play golf like him, even if I buy everything Nike? Wait a minute, so... guys who eat Carls Jr. burgers aren't going to actually make it with Paris Hilton? And beer doesn't make me beautiful? And freedom has nothing to do with Coke? Oh the inhumanity of it all.
I'm just wondering, why do we give extra credibility to people who are on t.v.? I don't get it.
Posted by Lucinda Ann Felix at 2/23/2010 8:13 AM 
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Tags: Burgers Golfing is for the birdies Big Bertha Tiger Woods
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Tags: Burgers Golfing is for the birdies Big Bertha Tiger Woods
So maybe if I was on TV my kids would totally listen to me??!
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That's hilarious. I totally agree. I don't really care. Tiger Woods is not the first mega celebrity to be unfaithful. This is old news. Wouldn't it be lovely if they reported on us ordinary people who ARE faithful? Let's see, would I rather be rich, famous, and betrayed by my husband OR poor, happy, and with a good man? Easy call. (Just FYI, I'd go for the latter.)
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I would have had so much more respect for him if he told the media, "F* off. This is between me and my wife." In fact, I wish all the famous men who cheat on their wives would say that. America doesn't (or shouldn't) care.
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