Two Things
Thought #1
There's been a discussion on the site ThrowingUpWords. The subject is "Preachy". The consensus is that Preachy is bad. Such terms as "Keep it for Sunday" or "Save it for the Pulpit" were used. I'm sorry, but I can't help it. I MUST be an antagonist. I must. So I may have made a few sarcastic remarks. Then I felt bad. Because the internet is forever. So, I wanted all of the co-author world who frequents this great site to know that I have forsaken my ways.
Infact, just today, I gave this homeless guy 5 bucks. Do you know what he said? He said, "God bless you." Well I pointed my finger right at him and said, "Save it for the Pulpit, Dude!" Trying to push his religion on me. Preachy homeless guy.
Thought #2
I just thought it was bad enough that he considered me an "Infidel". The guy was blowing up buildings and wreaking carnage. But now, NOW. I'm not green enough. Yes, Osama Bin Laden has gone all "Greener Than Thou" on me. After I read that he hates us for causing climate change, I had to look myself in the mirror and admit that I, Lucinda, am a polluting infidel. It doesn't get much worse folks.
There's been a discussion on the site ThrowingUpWords. The subject is "Preachy". The consensus is that Preachy is bad. Such terms as "Keep it for Sunday" or "Save it for the Pulpit" were used. I'm sorry, but I can't help it. I MUST be an antagonist. I must. So I may have made a few sarcastic remarks. Then I felt bad. Because the internet is forever. So, I wanted all of the co-author world who frequents this great site to know that I have forsaken my ways.
Infact, just today, I gave this homeless guy 5 bucks. Do you know what he said? He said, "God bless you." Well I pointed my finger right at him and said, "Save it for the Pulpit, Dude!" Trying to push his religion on me. Preachy homeless guy.
Thought #2
I just thought it was bad enough that he considered me an "Infidel". The guy was blowing up buildings and wreaking carnage. But now, NOW. I'm not green enough. Yes, Osama Bin Laden has gone all "Greener Than Thou" on me. After I read that he hates us for causing climate change, I had to look myself in the mirror and admit that I, Lucinda, am a polluting infidel. It doesn't get much worse folks.
loved this post. esp your first thought. classic. funny but also truly thought provoking. we'll have to discuss further.
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